January 2012
5 posts
Oooh dad
My dad is reading ski Canada magazine laughs
Me: what?
Dad: Wayne wong the 24 year old hot dogger he sat on my knee one during a party
Me: WHAT
Dad: tea there were no seats left and so he didn’t know where to sit so I said sit here and he did
Me: k thats pretty sick
“#3 the best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up”
“#2 one day your life will flash before your eyes, make it worthwhile to watch”
“Goosebumps never lie”
– Swedish house mafia
